Once upon a time I went skiing.
Let's rewind.
I'm a student teacher at a high school near my college. I am also a Young Life leader, which is awesome. That means I've been going to an area high school for the past three years trying to make friends and teach them about Jesus. And its not because I couldn't find friends in college so I went to relive the glory days. Not entirely at least.
I also live with four other Young Life leaders and they rock. So do the three non young life leaders, for the record. One of my roommates is pretty much my sister. Her name is Haley, we've been best friends for eight years and she is a leader at the school where I student teach..
So a few weeks ago one of my students came up to me and asked if I was Haley's roommate. I said "Yes I am! I'm so glad you guys are friends!" She said, "Tell me about the first time you went skiing." .
.....Haley.
Its a good story, don't get me wrong. But so much for building professional rapport. Luckily that has never exactly been my strong suite. Well I told her, and it is a good story.
Ok so once upon a time I went skiing.
Haley's grandparents have a mountain house in Durango CO, and she hatched the great idea of going there for our sophomore year of college spring break trip. Free lodging in one of the sweetest places in the world? Don't mind if I do.
So I quickly spent what was left of the money I earned the previous summer (the only summer I actually earned money, actually), and found myself in winter wonderland with my best friends.
I like most things to be awesome, and when they aren't I tend to get disappointed. Not a totally abnormal characteristic. But I had nothing to worry about, because this trip was awesome.
We made a lot of memories that week, but I am going to focus on the total of two skiing days.
I don't exactly know why I did this, but I somehow convinced myself that I was going to be a natural at skiing. I was incredibly nervous, but I honestly believed I would pick it right up. I was absolutely sure that I deserved it. I remember telling God, "So you made me bad at most athletic things, so this is it. Skiing is the one thing that I am going to be naturally good at, because I deserve it. All these years of athletic oppression and I am going to win."
a) Don't tell God what you deserve, just don't
b) Why in the world
So I took a lesson on the first day, and it was fine. I did the bunny slopes all afternoon, and I began to realize that I had problems with speed control. I blame the fact that during the speed control part of our lesson I saw my roommate pulled into the First Aid station with a very twisted ankle. (Sorry Allison, ski lifts are hard with snowboards!). So I went to console her, but only for a few minutes because I paid a lot of money for that lesson! I'm the worst.
So on the second day I was feeling pretty confident. Maybe I had problems with speed control, or maybe I was just good? Those two can be very difficult to distinguish, or perhaps I was in denial. It was denial.
(Foreshadowing)
On day two my friends convinced me to go to the top of the mountain and ski down with them. They were all experienced, and I was feeling very confident. I had heard many success stories of people rocking it on their first days and I was going to be apart of that legacy.
When we got to the top, the view was spectacular. Until I looked at the routes down. Only blues (medium difficulty) until about half way when you met the friendly greens (my happy place). I remained calm and cool. just kidding I freaked.. This is in Colorado. CO blues are basically East coast black diamonds. I don't actually know if that is accurate, but that is what it felt like so don't quote me on that.
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But those hills were real. Dispite the initial freak out, I was still oddly confident. So we took a few cool pics and headed down. Everything was fine, I was only shaking a lot. And then I had my first of many wipe outs. It looked really bad, but I was fine. At least my body was. That first wipe out shattered any confidence I had in my innate ability to ski. Any and all.
So a series of wipe outs (at least 3) quickly followed. Wipe outs that should have landed me in the first aid tent. But somehow I was completely fine; until we got to the biggest hill in the entire world. Ok maybe not. But it was one of those hills were you could not see the bottom when you were standing three feet from the top.
Cue in tears. I had a full on hyperventilating panic attack. It went something like this:
Gasp "Dont
gasp worry guys
gasp gasp I'm j--
gasp ust having
gasp a pa--
gasp ic attack. It w--
gasp ill be ov---er soon I thi---nk, I jus---t think I'm go---ing to die a li-- i---t--le bit."
Half of my friends (including my best friend of 7 years and roommate (
cough Haley) left. In their defense I asked them to and I meant it. My sweet senior friends gave me some water and awkwardly patted my head as my ski goggles were fogging up from the condensation (tears).
Well I realized I had to get down, and faking an injury was not an option at this point (though I thoroughly considered it). I got down. Slowly (at times) and with the poorest form to every grace Durango Ski Resort.
On the final hill, you know the big one where everyone finishes, I saw the people chilling in lawn chairs watching everyone come in. Aka me.
"Play it cool Emmy, just finish like nobody is watching, you can do it, you're almost at those lawn chairs where you can sit and let your skiing abilities a mystery for anyone that sees you." Your girl wiped out three times on that one dang hill. Three.
On the final one, everything went everywhere. It was bad bad. I slowly stood up and made sure I didn't break anything important, and then slowly tried to gather my skis and whatever dignity I had left. The friendly ski patrol guy came over and said
"Hey, are you ok?"
"I'm fine, I think my pride is hurt worse that my body."
"No, I saw that. Are you ok?"
Sniff sniff "Yeah, I'm just not very good at skiing."
Sniff Sniff
He ended up following me all the way back to the lawn chairs, probably to ensure the safety of everyone else. When I got there, I basically threw my skis off and had a good old fashioned temper tantrum/ pity party. Usually when this happens, even at the age of 20, I call my mom. Its fine, I'm mature.
So I called up ole momsy, and immediately started crying. It went something like this:
"I just dont understand why I cant ski. I was supposed to be good. Do you know how much money I dropped on skiing? It is expensive! Life if expensive! And I was supposed to be good...tear tear.And now I'm broke."
Mom:: "Wait, why did you think you were going to be good?"
Me: "I don't know. I just thought I deserved it. I am just so bad at everything else."
Mom: "Skiing is scary. And it requires a lot of practice, I just dont understand why after all these years of learning that these things take awhile for you, you thought you would just naturally be good at it. I hate skiing. Your father hates skiing. That is scary stuff!"
Me: "I know. I thought I was going to die."
Mom: "But you didn't thank goodness. You should get back out there so you aren't permanently scarred. You did pay a lot for this. Sometimes we pay for things that don't exactly work out. But try to have fun and stop feeling sorry for yourself. You're in the mountains with your best friends!"
That was not word for word, but that is what I remember from that conversation. It lasted about 30 min., so just add a lot more blubbering and word vomit for the more accurate account.
So I got up, and I ran my happy green slopes a few times before drinking coffee for two hours waiting for my friends to come back. One day I'll probably ski again, and I hope I can do it without killing anyone. That includes myself. And if not, live and learn crash and burn right? I can't say I wasn't warned by my own experience.
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