So I have worked at this wonderful place called Camp Wojtyla for the past two summers.
I have never worked so hard in my life than I did in those two summers.
Camp taught me so many things, and I would not be the person I am today without those weeks in the wilderness.
Just to paint a picture- it is a Catholic outdoor adventure camp without running water or electricity and everyone sleeps in 24 foot teepees that the counselors put up. But actually we don't get to sleep in the teepees, we sleep outside on the ground.
One time a mosquito bit me on my lip in the middle of the night and I woke up looking like Angelina Jolie. well, half of my lip at least.
One time a mountain lion walked by us as we were sleeping.
One time a black bear kept trying to hang out.
So someone shot him.
With rubber bullets.
Maybe.
jk. they were.
at first.
haha.
Ok also, camp allowed me to let Jesus to tell me how to love myself. And what my gifts are- and what it looks like to use them to glorify something real.
It also taught me that I am lactose intolerant.
Now I think this intolerance had been building for awhile. I remember freshman year of college things started to act up. After eating soft serve once a day I started to feel more that just guilt. A few rumblies you could say. By the summer after my sophomore year (first summer at camp) I was forced into facing the facts.
I was really good at living in denial. Who isn't really. But one morning I reached the point of no return.
So we do summit attempts (we like to say attempts so people don't get sad if they don't make it). This means you get up at the butt crack of dawn (3am on a good day), and hit the road to go hike uphill for 10 hours. Its awesome, really it is. Once you get to the top.
For breakfast we get sludge and a piece of fruit. Sludge is a plastic baggie with peanut butter, granola, chocolate and dried fruit all mixed together. You rip off one end of the plastic baggie and squeeze it into your mouth.
Maybe if you love peanut butter and combinations of food that look like throw up you'd dig this stuff. But I am not one of those people.
The reality is, sludge gives you all the protein and energy you need to make it through those 10 hours. Thats a lie, but at least the first 3 or 4.
So I choked this stuff down. Pretended that I liked it (this was my first summer so I was still trying to pretend that I was the happiest human alive).
Well I lasted a few summit attempts with this stuff. Until one morning mid summer we were doing a just staff attempt. We made pizza the night before; and my friend Jayne and I decided we were tired of sludge (this was true), so eating leftover pizza for breakfast would be a much better idea (this was not true).
At the time it seemed great. So I grabbed a huge piece of mozzarella mushroom pizza and hopped in the crowded van to go reach my glorious summit.
Cue in recall of lactose issues.
Also this is the summer I realized I get car sick.
The road to this trailhead was three miles of straight moon crater landscape. Its almost like the CO ranger's way of saying that if you don't have four wheel drive you don't belong so don't even try.
But we tried, 16 passenger van and all.
So I'm already feeling queasy.
About 10 minutes into the hike the cheese hit me.
It wasn't just that I needed to poop, because I did. But I seriously thought I was dying.
I always think that the first hour of a hike is the hardest. Your muscles are still trying to wake up. Youre still trying to remember how walking works. You spend that first hour trying to remember why you thought waking up at three was a good idea. You are jealous of the one counselor with ankle problems who gets to sleep in till 9. Then after about an hour the sun comes up and you remember how good the smell of real pine is, and then you reach a good view and you pee and feel much better about life.
These were my thoughts about 40 min in:
"Emmy don't poop your pants."
"Ok when you poop your pants how are you going to play it off?"
"Does this crop dusting need to be addressed?"
"Why is there an alien in your stomach trying to get out?"
"What did you eat?!"
"Oh."
"Pizza."
"You deserve this."
I am proud to say that I made it alive.
I did not poop my pants.
Or throw up. A strong will comes in handy sometimes.
And I ate sludge for the rest of the summer, and the next summer.
And I haven't had milk in three years.